1. Morning Surprise in the Kitchen
She was in the kitchen early, making our usual breakfast—soft-boiled eggs and toast—wearing just the oversized T-shirt she always slept in.
I wandered in, still groggy, rubbing my eyes. She looked at me, gave a sly smile, and whispered,
“Right now. I need you. Right here.”
I froze. Was I still dreaming? Or had the universe finally decided to cut me some slack?
Not wasting a second, I scooped her into my arms and gave her everything I had—right there on the kitchen table.
When we were done, she kissed me on the cheek, said, “Thanks,” and went right back to the stove like nothing happened—T-shirt still around her shoulders.
I was thrilled… and a little confused.
So I asked, “What brought that on?”
She glanced back and said,
“The egg timer stopped working.”
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2. The Mistress at Dinner
A husband and wife were enjoying a romantic evening at a fancy restaurant when a stunning young woman walked straight up to their table. She leaned in, kissed the husband on the cheek, winked, and said, “See you tonight,” before sauntering off.
The wife’s jaw hit the table. “Excuse me?! Who was that?”
The husband, cool as ever, replied, “That’s my girlfriend.”
The wife’s eyes narrowed. “That’s it. I’m filing for divorce.”
“I get it,” he said calmly. “But before you decide, just remember—no more first-class trips to Paris, no ski resorts in Aspen, no Lexus in the driveway, and forget the private club membership. Of course, the choice is yours.”
Just then, the wife noticed their mutual friend Jim enter the restaurant—with a gorgeous woman on his arm.
“Who’s that with Jim?” she asked.
“Oh, that’s his girlfriend,” the husband replied.
The wife paused, gave a small nod, and said,
“Well… I still think ours is prettier.”
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